Dear BEST FRIEND,
I’d like to share with you a BRAND-NEW SONG from my forthcoming album, NOT A TRAMPOLINE.
The song is called GHOST, and you need only click upon THESE WORDS to hear it.
I hope you ENJOY IT. If so, please consider SHARING IT with ALL YOUR FRIENDS & GRANDPARENTS.
If, on the other hand, you DESPISE MY SONG and WISH ME DEAD, I implore you: keep your feelings to yourself.
Either way, I THANK YOU for your time.
Sincerely,
Rob Cantor
P.S. You can pre-order the album HERE, if you’d like.
Hi there, ARDENT SUPPORTER.
You are receiving this email because you opted into my “STREET TEAM,” and for that I am VERY THANKFUL.
I’m excited to share the song GHOST with you today.
If you ENJOY the song, and wish to HELP PROMOTE IT, there are two ways to do so:
1. "SHARE" the SoundCloud link on your facebook, twitter, tumblr or other social networking sites.
2. Email the song link, along with your sincere endorsement, to one or more MUSIC BLOGS. For your convenience, an appendix of such blogs, along with their submission guidelines, is provided below.
I humbly offer a MAGNIFICENT PRIZE for the most industrious among you.
Simply TAKE A SCREENSHOT of your efforts. Each place you share it on social media and every time you submit it to a blog -- whether it’s an online form, an email, a facebook post, or a tweet -- grab a screenshot. Then send your screenshots to this email address:
rob.cantor.STREET.TEAM@gmail.com
For every screenshot you submit, you’ll receive one entry in a drawing -- the more you do, the greater your chances of winning. On MARCH 28, 2014, I’ll draw one name from the bunch, and he or she shall be deemed “WINNER.”
THE PRIZE:
The winner will receive a SPECIAL FRUIT BASKET, containing such items as:
a NOTE OF THANKS
a PROP from the OLD BIKE music video
an OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE to commemorate your hard work
delicious FRESH FRUIT
a USB DRIVE containing footage and photos heretofore unreleased
a SECOND NOTE OF THANKS from an ADDITIONAL THANKER
several MAGIC TRICKS
the SECRET ANSWER TO EVERYTHING written upon a grain of rice
a SIGNED PHOTOGRAPH of a random family
my most recent SEX TAPE
a UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY of Alan Alda
AND more
THANKS AGAIN, sincerely, for wanting to spend a bit of your time to promote my music.
-Rob
P.S. If you have received this email in error, simply UNSUBSCRIBE below. You’ll be off the squadron straight-away.
P.P.S. Let me know how it goes!
APPENDIX of MUSIC BLOGGERY:
Indie Shuffle
The Ripe
Friends With Both Arms
Another Dying Art Form
In Your Speakers
Brooklyn Vegan
Prefix
Hilly Dilly
Perfect Midnight World
Dots and Dashes
Indie is Not a Genre
The Line of Best Fit
Said the Gramophone
Quick Before it Melts
We All Want Someone to Shout For
Tiny Little Rockets
Tasty Ears
I Dig This Track
Speakers In Code
The Morning After Show